beka-tiddalik:

queenieeegoldstein:

queenieeegoldstein:

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

pocketss:

ha ha yeah

transpunkspacejunk:

0kboy:

ME

(Source: hxhq)

tokyo-fashion:

14-year-old Japanese student Yurian on the street in Harajuku wearing an oversized bomber jacket, Never Mind The XU purple plaid skirt, Dig Your Own Grave bag, and Demonia platforms. Full Look

elugraphy:

十字架のあるホテル-1

Abandoned hotel with a cross-1.

severeni:

tacticalpineapple:

theajesaysashe:

itsvegetasamahoe:

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

AND THAT IS THE TEA

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

THIS GUMBALL SHIT HAS NO DEAL BEING SO REAL????

(Source: stability)

no-obviously:

(Source: fasterfood)

entelechies:

skyholic:

Have A Nice Day!

#i am…. delighted

nightfalltwen:

sinriel:

prokopetz:

A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.

“Idris Elba brought me roses and a sizeable homemade tiramisu.”

That is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.